By JOHNNY
Chief Reluctant Enthusiast
NORTH PROVIDENCE — Welcome to the debut of the Web's latest space filler, The Sporadic Nor'easter. As if you didn't have enough crap to keep track of, here, the minds of Adam Hall and Johnny Paulhus will spill forth onto your screen and grab hold of your attention, tentacle-like, injecting you with mild, virtual neurotoxins. Sound like fun? If so, then, in the immortal words of Wyatt's grandparents, "Oh Good!"
Unlike television progrums (sic), The Sporadic Nor'easter (or TSN'e) follows no preconceived format. If there's nothing to share, we share nothing. We refuse to have deadlines and schedules. We refuse to fill the void because we have to. We fill it as we see fit, when we see fit. Why, just today, I was lolling on the couch with MSNBC on the telly, wondering why the fuck Sarah Palin was still getting so much airtime. The answer? Because nothing else is happening on the political front! Obama's in, Republicans are out. There's nothing else to say about it. But, They need to fill an hour of time, so they talk about a loser even though she is no longer relevant. Fuck that. MSNBC should just show a montage of its staff enjoying naps after the exhausting, past election season. Cue, "What a Wonderful World" and roll the fucking nap montage.
Alright that's enough for now.
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